I am trans now
My gender has been transed
Am trans masc
Deal with it
“average person makes 3 huge mistakes a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person makes 0 huge mistakes per year. Georg Oscar Bluth II, who lives on yacht & makes over 10,000 huge mistakes each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Anonymous asked:
i don't think you meant for it to line up that way, but the results for the water balloon poll being followed up by the roy making jason the most dangerous cocktail ever known to man poll is kinda hilarious to me
like fuck we're all just collectively working to make sure jason experiences death 2.0 and death 3.0, huh?
incorrectbatfam answered:
How does Jason die a 4th time?
Kissing Wally in front of Dick
Drinking from Tim’s caffeine tank
Pretending to eat Bat-Cow
Reading Duke’s secret journal
Stealing Steph’s leftovers
Ripping Cass’s favorite ballet tights
Playing with Harper’s unfinished taser
Ranking Selina’s cats by crustiness
Talking back to Alfred
See Results
*At an anti-gay protest*
Cassie: What’s going on?
Kon: Remember how Bart was born like, a millenia after now?
Cassie: Yeah?
Kon: Well homophobia doesn’t really exist anymore by then, so he thinks it means a genuine fear of gay people.
Cassie: What?
Bart, with a microphone: If you guys don’t give me a million bucks right now, I will kiss this man on the mouth right in front of you! *Points to Tim*
Tim: I am torn between greed and gay.